Dammit Jim!

perseidbadger:

the best kind of friendships are fierce lady friendships where you aggressively believe in each other, defend each other, and think the other deserves the world.

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meekasa:

Do you just ever love a person so much

But not in a sexual/romantic way

You just love them so much it’s not even a friendship

It’s like they’re your sibling or a platonic soul mate

You don’t want to make out with them or do sexual things

You just want to keep them close to you and protect them and be their friend for life

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jamestiberiusfuckhead:

how to follow the prime directive, by leonard h. mccoy, md

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If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(via kangaaroo)

Reblog if your icon is a fine piece of ass.

(via goldengirlofstarfleet-archi-blog)

↖Slow as fuck with replies but does it anyway.. eventually..

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Replace the vowels in your URL with “oodle”

(via fifthstiel)

Librarian pg 37 ~displayingmultipleattitudes

displayingmultipleattitudes:

“Your dutial status in no way dictates your ability to cast cuboid entities.” The First Officer tilted his head. “What recreational expercise are you proposing?”

“Of course it doesn’t, but you can’t gamble on duty. Just a friendly game of 4-5-6.” She quirked her eyebrow at him. “What do you say?”

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first-nurse:

first-nurse-deactivated20150112:

+ notsocoymccoy

_{“Alright, so I might’ve drank your coffee.
 But you should know that it didn’t taste
 all that great anyway, and that we have
 a replicator that is very good at making
 replacements cups of coffee.”}

"Excuse me? It was on my desk.” -sighs-

“Well I’m supposed to be cutting back anyway. Then again, I do have a long shift… Screw it, I’m getting one. We don’t have anyone scheduled. Walk with me?”